Hi there – just to let you know that the booklets I have been making over the last couple of years are now available to buy here in my new Etsy store.
There are illustrated poems, jokes, stories and comics for you to choose from and I’ll be adding more soon. Plus I’ll be throwing in a free one with every purchase. Step right up.
If you enjoyed Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Arrival’ in the cinema you might like this short comic strip about an extra terrestrial visit. There are a few similarities, but what can I say – we’ve always been ahead of our time…
See more of Stephen Ong’s work here.
Here’s a first glimpse at a teaser introduction I made for my long-awaited graphic novel: Steak.
You can read the rest of it here steakcomic.wordpress.com
and follow the Steak tumblr here
I am very pleased to tell you that I have written a chapter for the Annexe magazine Gothic Horror collection XZ#2.
You can read it online here. If you like experimental fiction and gothic horror then this’ll be right up your street.
The men sat alone in the cockpit. Nobody spoke for more than an hour but it could have been days. Besides, units of time measurement based on the Earth’s orbit seemed pointless to them now. The four men’s minds went separately to places over 240,000 miles away and the people they loved there.
West cried when he saw the Earth come into view. He wondered what his tears would do if his helmet wasn’t on. Without gravity he supposed they might just well up on his eyeballs and float away in front of him.
There had been a small explosion earlier. It hadn’t been as loud as it would have been within the Earth’s atmosphere, but it was all the more terrifying. They couldn’t see the direct reason why, but the comms panel was now useless to them, so communication with the Earth was impossible. At least two of the men privately thought this a blessing in disguise, as they did not know what they would have said to their children, their wives, their parents. Continue reading
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I’ve written another article for the good folks at Campaign Against Living Miserably – CALM, this time tackling the sticky, smelly issue of toilet etiquette. SFW
Read it here.
Take a look at this lovely bit of smut I did for Kumquat poetry
I’ve done a sweet little poem for the Pink Mist – take a look here folks.
In the lead up to the boneshaking new Lazy Gramophone project, ‘Time’, I was asked for five things that inspired my writing. Here they are. I need to grow up.