Suck 

I hate blowjobs. OK maybe I don’t hate them, I just don’t love them as much as every other guy seems to. I just don’t go in for this idea that just because you’ve got your old chap in someone’s mouth that it is inherently brilliant. Besides some girls just aren’t that great at doing it. Continue reading.

Alarmed

He dreams. We are walking along a dusky beach, he and her. There may be other people but they are of no concern to the couple that walk. She was angry at him earlier but she has looped her arm around him now and she beams up at him. They trip and roll on the sand or is it grass? Perhaps they’re in a garden. They’re late for something but can’t remember what. Neither care now, they’re so involved in each other that they’ve forgotten each other. Read more.

Orgasman 

I’ve never been a fan of comic books myself, but everyone seems to be creaming themselves over superheroes and vigilantes these days. I’ve always thought they were just boring people’s sad fantasies. I guess my dislike for these nerdy cartoons was what prevented me from realising that I technically have a superpower. But my friend Tony tells me that’s what I have. I wasn’t bitten by anything irradiated or zapped by cosmic rays or any such bullshit. Having said that, my story is pretty ridiculous. Read more

Zombies

This is a bad dream. Just like all the worst nightmares it is essentially a good dream turned sour. Every girl I have ever so much as kissed is here. All the tangs I’ve tasted, all the breasts I’ve squeezed and all the hands I’ve held are with me now. Read more.