I’ve written another article for Vagenda, this time tackling the hairy issue of hair. Read it here if you dare. Warning, it’s a bit ruder than the last one.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Tonight will be the first post from my new collection of short stories.

Eat My Shorts will be a kind of online book in weekly installments; every week a new story and a different artist, interpreting one of my stories in their own unique way. I’ve got a whole host of brilliant artists on board already and it is growing still.

I was asked what the name of the collection was the other day so Eat My Shorts is what I came up with on the spur of the moment. Apologies for that.

Lovers of words and pictures,

I’ve heard your silent cries and I will be posting some work up on this site soon.

I have asked a selection of the weirdest and most wonderful artists to illustrate some of my short stories, which I will be posting up here for your delectation. I have even illustrated one myself.

As the paranoid astronaut said to the carpark attendant; watch this space.

Hard time choosing a band name? Well look no further than the right sidebar on this page. Hundreds to choose from in all different genres. Keep refreshing until you find the right one for your sound.

Good luck!

NB If you do use one then you can buy my a pint, or a house dependent on how big you make it.

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I wrote an article for the funny and irreverant feminist blog, the Vagenda. They came up with the title.

You can read it here.

Well,

I have been asked to join Mr Gee, Raymond Antrobus, Dean Atta with Will Coldwell and Anya Pearson of inczine to perform at Leefest South London Music Festival 29-30 June.

Now if that line up doesn’t tickle your whatsit, the Mystery Jets and other music will also be going on. So I suggest you have a look at this link and sort yourself out a ticket to get down there this summer. www.leefest.org.uk/